In Chinese they usually call me , or roughly "Tsau Mungduh" with each word phrased as a question. Ask any actual Chinese person, however, and they will tell you that this is one the worst Chinese names that any foreigner has ever had ever. So, to avoid ridicule, I recently decided that my name will be , (roughly "Tsau Gwye-joh" with the last word pronounced with finality, as if you were trying to end an argument), but I have yet to get many Chinese people to call me that.